Monday, February 18, 2008 @9:38 PM
In my world it's still Monday, February 18, reading a funny and witty chic lit that I bought out of whim.
I wanted to read something light(to match my life now) and funny(to compensate for my lack of witty friends I forgot to pack) and since I didn't want to spend all my money on just books I got a cheap "A Little Black Dress Book" which publishes chic its and had a single review from, and I quote:
"A great read, and a great laugh" -Hugh Jackman, Gorgeous Actor.
Interesting. A hot A-list actor with all the masculinity of man's physique reading a chic-lit. Half-way through and I agree with wolverine, it really is a hilarious.
What does Janica have to do with this, you say?
There's this part of the book where the heroine writes about the other woman and how you and your friend, upon seeing your ex's new girl, criticize "the other woman" head-to-toe, while reading that part I hear Janica's voice telling me all her opinion about a certain girl of a certain guy of a certain part of life and I finally understood. I just cried reading the whole chapter.
Hearing her give verdicts on certain boys of certain times, she really is a women's bathroom must-have on the friend list.
(Read Jo Barrett's: The Men's Guide to the Women's Bathroom and you'll know it's a compliment.) Well, Janica is a bathroom friend, literally. It's our hang-out place back in high school. We spend a great deal of time in Mathay's thrid floor lavatory, hiding from teachers we cut class from; buying time to not be in class but still not qualified a cut, we do it a lot during Fil class and wait 'til recess until Ma'am Villar leaves our floor; gossip; bitch about our Math/homeroom teacher, we also start school mornings in the lavatory waiting for a certain student-teacher to pass by and we'd casually go out just in time to be face to face with him and ogle at his glorious hotness (talk about school girls giggling over a hot teacher); study in front of the mirror which is really Janica's thing and I just listen to her memorize for our exam and I absorb her knowledge or you can find us prettifying before a Math test/exam so as not to look stressed from studying(which we tried to do but end up doing something else): If we flunk, we flunk with style and still look gorgeous.
Good 'ol days of high school. We still talk like that but lavatories are non-smoking places so we stepped out to where they serve caffeine/alcohol with nicotine. But we still are women and we still spend a lot of time in the bathroom gossiping.:)